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M.E🐇

@emmys

The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. No thanks on the DMs, I’m good actually

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calendar_today02-11-2008 03:20:39

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Lady in the gym locker room said “creatures of habit, aren’t we” as we both arbitrarily gravitated to the same locker we usually choose, and now I hear her voice everytime I lean into familiarity

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Looked up a childhood friend who had a rough childhood, put “obituary” in my search; Abusive parents who dealt with substance use. I remember fostering their family cat while they were experiencing homelessness. Anyway, she’s a lawyer now

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One of my favorite clients doesn’t want to work together anymore because they developed a crush on me, which makes me kind of sad. On the upside, I did get a 10% raise

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Got my blood pressure taken and diabetes checked at the free clinic’s booth at the Wellness Fair in the prison, perfect results, as suspected

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Why do people start standing around before boarding, you’ll get on the plane when you get on the plane, your seat is assigned. Your nervous energy is cumbersome

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Something about my mom’s nighttime routine of having 1 Werther’s original while she reads a few pages of her book before she trails off upsets me, this is the same woman who commanded that I brush my teeth before bed every night