To all y’all raw dogging the update as soon as it comes out, I appreciate your service 🫡

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness. I recommend nepotism.

me waking up at 4:30am and immediately having to try to remember if it’s tornado watch or tornado warning that’s the bad one

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

STARTING A NEW SAVE AND MAKING THE EXACT SAME CHOICES

Did anyone else peep #TNF using Big Iron just now lol 👀 #Fallout

The end is here