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Because I think it's important to share what happens when you make a total tit of yourself and (nearly, thank god) fall for a scam, here is the embarrassing story of what happened when I clicked on this:

Good morning from Glencoe.

OMG 😂😂😂

9pm on a Saturday Night.... Then: Now:

It means nothing to most people, hence.......

Willie the whippet is missing, he was last seen in Adlestrop (GL56) yesterday afternoon Any info please contact Anthea Morshead

Trying these so Will P (puts things down then can’t find them) Eric.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and professor chris don't have to 😒 They're actually surprisingly good 😱😱😱 Very spicy though 🤯

You mean you were gun-running in the middle of a civil war??

Brilliant 😂😂😂

Pretty neat idea this “South lander creates bale net wrap that doubles up as cow fodder” stuff.co.nz/environment/35…

I missed the Guardian getting involved in April fools yesterday.... theguardian.com/environment/20…

I'm no football fan, but watch this!!!

Visual representation of income tax.....

Today has mostly been trying to get used to varifocals 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Very, very odd.

Now THAT is how you wear a schoffel and get away with it!

It's getting round to my annual lambing break. Not because I'm so busy, i can't Twitter, but because I despair at the lambing shit that's put on here. So good luck to everyone, and I really do mean that, but I'll see you in a month or so xxx

Evening all, it's been a while. Sheep have done what sheep do, plenty of lambs, with no drama. Incredible what they can achieve if bred right and left to get on with it.

And people wonder why I don't like magpies..... That's a chick it's got in its gob 😪