Jacob Rees-Mogg unveils new House of Commons voting system:

What shall I write for my first Tweet....?

Just signed up for Race for Life in June, better dust off the trainers!

Seriously, why do we allow a sport in which animals are goaded to their deaths for the purpose of gambling? #grandnational

(UK Prime Minister) Hello Dave LOL

Got my noseclip at the ready for the synchronised swimming :)

No! Don't want the olympics to end - the closing ceremony on the other hand...

Would the cure sound the same if robert had a short back and sides..?

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I'm not a violent person but if I met Jeremy Kyle in the street...

RT Liam Satchell: it's the merging of interpretrative dance and GCSE Physics that we have all longed for! - a little harsh but I laughed

Please sign our petition and RT: 1.2m children living in poverty don't get free school meals: ow.ly/dEtGJ

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