Subs day off? How do you find urine in your blood?! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
'He also battled with multiple illnesses, endured crippling back pain and found urine in his blood...'

I'm going to take a mad guess that the top tip is 'have lots of money' to start with...

More excellent work from Royal Mail Help
'Sorry, your item went to Cricklewood DO in error, so we re-routed it'
48 hour tracked sent on Thursday, no update since the above message on Saturday?

Oh, right. And there I was cynically thinking they just wanted my money.

My car insurance renewal quote is 40% up on last year. No claims etc. Despite writing about this stuff all the time, it's still shocking to see the figures in black and white. Hastings Direct

Press release: 'Interest rates: Families are still facing a mortgage cliff edge'
Remember, mortgages are free if you don't have kids of course 😡😡😡

Rishi's going to tell us where Kate is!

Hi Vitality UK How do I get my free Headspace subscription to activate please? I have downloaded Google Fit and connected it to Headspace and Vitality but can't seem to activate free Headspace subscription? Thanks

Hi sportsshoes_com I bought some ASICS 'Indoor Court Shoes' from you but when I wore them to play a sport on an inside court they slipped all the time - so not fit for purpose. But customer service said no returns as I have worn them. Can you help please? Thanks

hi Royal Mail Help Can you send me the contact details for complaints please? Tracking update now says 'Sorry, no options are currently available for this parcel' for a parcel you've for 2 days but have only lied about delivery attempts.

hey @VirginMedia I've had an intermittent broadband signal all weekend and today. Hub keeps re-setting itself and broadband up and down. Your prices just go up though. Apparently you're getting more calls than usual and can't answer. Can you sort my (v.expensive) broadband pls?

Very easy plan to implement, should kick off tomorrow

Read this, Angela Rayner 🌹? I also suggest your party rethinks the incredibly insulting and divisive ‘hardworking families’. I mean, would you say ‘hardworking straights’ or ‘hardworking whites’? Or is it just single/childless you’re happy to alienate?

independent.co.uk/voices/mother-…

Invoiced a client on Monday and they paid me yesterday. It turns out this isn't hard to do at all. #freelancelife

The struggle is real for the royals....

We are so close to 9,000 supporters now! 🎉

Thank you so much to everyone who’s signed or shared so far 💗

A weekend long read: two women are campaigning to change the single occupancy #counciltax discount from 25% to 50% so it matches what two adults living together would pay individually refinery29.com/en-gb/2024/01/…

Writing a story which quotes from the director of 'property science'.

The what?!