girls

Broke people should never laugh

opening the bar while the broski report plays loudly on the soundsystem like my boss isn’t taking a business call on speaker

idk how many more 4-8 tops of post 40 white women i got left in me

i love my girlfriend i am so booed up :’) aaaaaa

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

thinking out loud

who recorded this with their eyes

started a really solid job this week and i got a haircut and im going to nyc with my girlfriend in just a few hours life got good

Magic tricks being at 80% is so funny because I hate when men do them but if a quirked up girl asked if I wanted to see a magic trick I would start slobbering

my girlfriend bagged me with three simple card tricks

yayoi kusama x hayley williams x cyndi lauper on this fine saturday morning

bring idle worship back home, i miss her☹️

today, more than ever.

Everything is horrible and everyone sucks shit.

we as a society deserve a muppets special with sabrina carpenter

chappell roan covering ‘barracuda’ by heart 🎸

Each day is a new opportunity to learn of a new crab. What a world we live in, such joy.