Just thinking about yesterday when my spinal doctor was looking at my X-Rays and told my mother: “Your daughter’s head is on wrong.”

I miss California.

“Two birds with.... I hate that saying.” “Growing two plants with the same water.” -Emma Kate

I sacrifice you, my top three favorite scene (Ned Stark), in the name of PLOT. May your child come to inherit your kingdom on a better line than D&D could conjure.

Do half of your texts start with “oh I’m sorry I just saw this!” Or is that just me

Me: “It’s been a rough day” Sydney Combs: “I feel like your life in general is a rough day.”

RHYNE HOWARD Back -to- Back SEC Player Of The Year We still in this. #CrownHer 🍬

WAIT, OTHER COLLEGES GAVE THEIR STUDENTS SPRING BREAK?!

Anyone get their vaccine a day before being exposed or do you have a shred of luck?

So glad to watch the bats hunting at sundown again. Bet they were bored in the Hart chimney.

Just used the men’s bathroom at the Alabama boarder and am now rubbing germ-x into my corneas.

was kinda worried about my neighbors as I walked a mile with half a dead tree over my shoulder but only got a “nice find” with a thumbs up I love Colorado

Mom: you can’t have a one sentence paragraph. Me: yeah I can. I’m the author.

Look no further. You have found the culprit. I openly admit to blasting the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack in Panera, and

*talking about his motor cycle “If you were both at gunpoint, I would save you. I would. But I would be very sad.” -Cameron Wagner

Do I go back to Tennessee just to watch Cage the Elephant at Riverbend?

Joseph just sent me a video from Panama surrounded by palms, where the high was 90. I’m currently in two sweatshirts, a neck scarf, a toboggan, snow boots, and wool socks. And I’m indoors.