Happy easter

:)

Quite sure my roof is about to blow off

Just come out of the Bon Iver concert. Best thing I have ever seen... And I've seen Hamish do a backflip and my ex naked. A

Can't? #whatiscant

Well said “Katie Dippold: If you don't watch parks and rec tonight, you're pulling a Jerry”

#bringcazhome

Thank you, travel mugs, for being convenient for about 20 minutes and then being something I have to carry around all day. #ThankYouNotes

#GIRLS should be an hour long! What the heck

It's so handy that instead of having to write "I just achieved an almost impossible feat of balance with a fish" you can just emoji it. 🎣

Just flew from Australia to London, which I think is as far as you can travel on earth before you're heading back to where you started.

When your 7 year old sister calls you up to sing you what does the fox say... #proud #iloveher #cryingwithlaughter 😂❤️

Aside from when Shrek texts his wife, I don't think the green heart emoticon (💚) is getting used very often.

Being paid to listen to beyonce live three times is something I definitely can't complain about #amazing #queenbey

Hello Byron, you beautiful tropical fish

If they inserted Dana from Homeland into other shows they could have even made Breaking Bad dull.

Can someone please come and stroke my head

I wish my dogs could text me.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH "THE HOLIDAY" AND SIT NEXT TO THE FIRE

@grace_ea24 BEYONCÉ incredible!!! So in love 😍