if i knew how to backflip that would be my response to everything

quite frankly this mentality is destroying any semblance of community. God first, others second, myself third.

Today it gives me great pleasure to terminate all Department of the Navy's testing on cats and dogs, ending these inhumane practices and saving taxpayer dollars. This is long overdue. I commend President Donald J. Trump, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Department of Government Efficiency for bringing this to light.

I was proud to sign Trooper’s Law and Dexter’s Law today. Florida stands by man’s best friend.

This is the most beautiful thing you will see today. 30 Beagles rescued from a testing lab (I call it torture) walk on grass for the first time.

CAMERON YOUNG CLUTCH! A birdie on the first playoff hole and he's on to Oakmont! Homa, Fowler, Cole and Johnson are heading home.

“I asked chatgpt” ok well I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth

HAS IT EVER ONCE CLOCKED TO YOU THAT I’M STANDING ON BUSINESS

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"you are part of nature. if you want to save them, then nature wants them saved."

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying. Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt. Here's what 4 months of data revealed: (hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

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