I can’t believe the cult let the orange man concrete over the rose garden and demolish the east wing.

There’s a special place in hell for people that go to the bar during a concert then push their way through the crowd to the front of the mosh pit and spill that drink all over people.

US airforce plane flying quite low and close over the Canterbury plains

It’s a 13 minute drive and it’s been 24 hours……..

I’m MCing a massive event tomorrow and of course I’ve left it to tonight to try to decide what to wear and suddenly hate everything in my wardrobe

Fireworks are usually a waste of time but IN THIS ECONOMY.

I can’t believe I’m being forced to agree with Winston because he’s the only one proposing to ban 🎇🎆

What kind of informant ass starts letting of fireworks at 11pm. Ban them already

Dad and grandad are fighting

I’m having a clear out of random household items. The absolute entitlement of people buying a $10 item is insane. The demands that they make. Sheesh

ANZ justifying their massive profit “we pay taxes, we pay our staff” Babes, you’re not paying them THAT much

And they say millennials are “too emotional” “snowflakes” “easily offended”

I find it hilarious that concert goers are mad at Doja Cat because she didn’t do any costume changes during the concert. Imagine if Dave Grohl or James Hetfield did a costume change and came back out in a different pair of skinny black jeans 😂

The 1st of the month falling on a Monday really tickles my soul

Hey so I hate the new IOS Liquid Glass. This was hideous trying to read at 3am this morning.

It’s that magical time of year where people forget how to drive and leave their patience at home.

Home from a night out with friends to watch bobs burgers. Like the adult I am

9 MONTHS HOME DETENTION What was even the point #mcskimming

Vacuum chat I have a VERY fluffy cat and my Dyson V10 isn’t keeping up. Anyone have any recommendations?

I’m already getting emails for Boxing Day sales 🙃