Billy Joel cancels show at New York’s Madison Square Garden due to still being spooked by a loose toilet seat slipping from its position while he was sat on it. “I thought I was about to lose my dick,” he told reporters

Nice surprise to see a few tactical voting posters going up …. Vote. Them. Out. Politics will never recover unless the worst government in history gets the message that you cannot do so much damage without paying a very heavy political price.

Dido says anyone who gives blood should be invited to choose a mystery gift from a lucky dip box on their way out. “You could win anything from a tin of hot dogs to an iPhone,” she suggested

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I am CRYING at this comment! 😭

Totally here for the #trombolese #ClosingCeremony #OlympicGames

Just managed to convince the husband that Lexington Candy Shop in New York has a picture of Richard Madeley over the counter 🤣

Harry Styles reveals he’s planning a massive party to celebrate the 230th anniversary of Sarson’s Vinegar - details to follow

Trombolese! #StrictlyComeDancing

When it was photo day at school and your sisters come walking out like this: #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

#OnlyConnect Victoria was taking the piss. Of course she knew Numberwang

David Tennant tells Kemi Badenoch to shut up. This is all of us for the next couple of years until she gets fired.

Meanwhile in Flordia ITV News #farage #Trump2024 #itvnews

Tonight on LWT, assuming you're in October 1983. Found on Betamax.

The ‘reduced to clear’ shelf at Tesco in @shitchester doesn’t normally pull at the heartstrings…

Just told the mrs that #maskedsinger is on tonight and she asked if it’s a celebrity special. No dear, we’ve got to guess Dave from Wigan. ffs.

It's time to head back to 1986 to take a look at my collection of Cadbury's Wildlife Bar wrappers ephemeral80s.co.uk/2025/06/cadbur… and it's fair to say they're some of the most beautifully illustrated wrappers you'll ever see.

Anyone remember the Ross King jingle from the Steve Wright show on Radio 2? #StrictlyComeDancing