need something to take the edge off.....

real

"Sorry I can't, I'm busy" Me being busy:

nosferatu dancing to skinty fia

I’m at the aquarium petting zone just absolutely grabbing

Any advice for someone who’s just getting into caring what happens to herself

I need to sit next to a body of water about this

Yesterday I got really bitchy in defense of The Muppets

I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.

this is how summer will be

An east coast based elderly drag queen named Nan Tuck-it

🛀

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

A manatee peacefully eating lettuce underwater

me to dancing to aperture by harry styles ⭐️

100% Alysa. 100% gold. 🥇 #WinterOlympics

hope prevails lowkey