Dizzy yet?

After yesterday, I promised myself a quiet day. Then I accidentally ran into J*D Van*ce and Pete Heg*seth. Willing to pay top dollar for the holiest water. Overnight shipping, serious inquiries only 💌

It’s a “First date” FMTY, except we met years ago, went out once, and somehow he found his way to me. Admittedly, I do leave an impression, but here’s your reminder that if he wanted to, he would.

Heading to bed by 9 PM on a Friday. I'll catch up on emails tomorrow. 💌

Updates: - i've seen the news about the sunroom. researching alternatives right now. any thoughts on tel*gram? - responding to emails today. if you haven't heard from me, send me a light reminder. - travel dates for NYC, LA, and SF on my site. NYC-based from November onwards

We have raised $600! Slightly past the halfway point

Social media: Emma must be a buzzkill, since she tweets about pol*tics. Reality: I’m up at 8 AM on a Sunday singing Hey Soul Sister at the top of my lungs.

If you emailed me in the past 24 hours (8/23-8/24), please resend your email. I'm transitioning back to ProtonMail and sorting through some issues.

If my Twitter drafts were leaked, I wouldn't be canceled. I would be famous. I’d like to avoid both.