Me: *breathes* Nearby human: are you from Liverpool?

Marcus Rashford has done more for England then winning a penalty could ever do. Bukayo Saka has bought joy and inspiration to so many at fucking NINTEEN. These kids need to hold their heads so high.

Oh to go on a run and not have 50 year old balding men dribbling and shouting extremely underwhelming and vanilla sexual obscenities at you

For all of their faults, I’ll admit, men make excellent scrambled eggs

Just wanna build a 100% self sustaining tiny home in an area of outstanding natural beauty is that so much to ask

Seth Rogan making pottery makes me well happy. I feel you man

📝 pencilled in an argument with my boyfriend for Nov 19 to coincide with the new Adele album

Running in the rain 🤝 Every Bond soundtrack ever made

There’s always an agenda with these men

It’s a great day to listen to Westlifes greatest hits album

Men are extra starey on trains. Must be the fumes

Does the fact that PLT do these 80%-90% sales not raise massive red flags for people? WHO is making this clothing? Slaves? Do you really need more paper thin polyester clutter in your wardrobe for the sake of an Insta pic? 🚩🚩

Must 🙂 stop 🙂 adding 🙂 smiley 🙂 faces 🙂 to 🙂 every 🙂 single 🙂 email 🙃

Wow theguardian.com/society/2022/j…

Going snowboarding and got a free burrito. Today is a great day #apartfromthemeatloafthing

Old Italian mafioso men love watching me slurp spaghetti. Setting up an onlyfans as we speak 🍝