Slims is better than Raising Cane’s. I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again

in a world where we can play any music we want at any time and y’all still out here CHOOSING to play stuff like Michael Bublé. come on love yourself

my hero !!

tiny oranges all my homies in my kitchen in quarantine 🤝 big bunch of cuties I’ve been neglecting

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

do you try to race the ETA on maps or are you a good driver

Direct deposit: $1400 Dairy Queen: What would you like? Me:

i send a video of my dog to Lucee (she/her/hers) and she saves it to her camera roll. a true friend

direct deposit: $1400 me at chick-fil-a: bring me the filet

ARKANSAS IS ELITE ❗️❗️❗️ Arkansas Razorbacks Men’s Basketball 🐗

haven’t watched american idol since i was 15 but i’m over here fangirling SO hard over Hunter Metts

everyone: the purple in salad mix is cabbage my brain: purple lettuce

i will not be happy until the day chic-fil-a puts spicy nuggets on the menu. i said what i said

don’t be surprised if one day i just

sheesh who hurt olivia rodrigo i mean Good 4 U is a bop but dang

using my twitter as my only source of newsfeed. this is mid 20s.

i’m happy

there’s no way everyone was kung fu fighting