Girl are you Goku’s brother because you are one rad ditz

Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be femboys

Shrieking at breasts like a crazed ape

Busting makes me feel good

Launch? Yeah I want her to uh. Launch. Her pee into my mouth. That’s the best I got guys.

All of my problems could be fixed by a goth girl farting contemptuously at me

I’m sorry but none of us can escape the circumstances of our birth. You are always going to be 5’3. Put on the skirt.

Karma police Impregnate this man

The first thing I always ask about any holographic/robotic/otherwise inorganic or digital girl: can she still smell bad

Games from like 2004 will be so good and then 75% of the way through they’ll just have The Worst Fucking Section

Need a woman whose attracted to me for my weakness

patreon.com/posts/samus-co… Got commissioned to write a story about a futa Samus shitting herself. Become a patron to get access to the story a week early.

I feel like we should all take a moment to remember that there’s a Dark Souls character named Pump a Rump

come back when you're a little mmmm....fatter

Bad and naughty slime girls will be put in the jello mold to atone for their crimes

Girl who causes the smell equivalent of a jumpscare every time she enters the room.

Chubby Chaser. Pudge Pursuer.

Slobby girls so rude and tomboyish and hairy that they're basically just boys