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Mega Man boss named Fat Woman

Fat blue women

I’ve just twinked myself

In her culture a fart means that she’s challenging you to ritual combat (during which she will also fart on you)

My girlfriend is a professional-level powerfarter

I’m looking for a “before picture” type girl

She loudly declares that she is about to “rip a bubbler”

Imp Midna is like 65% farts by volume

*flicks a little precum in your face like I’m spraying a disobedient cat* Cut that out

Wouldn’t it be funny if

Girl who seems just a little too proud of the fart she just did

She’s megnant (mega pregnant)

Girl who scratches her ass and then offers you a sniff

Girl whose ass has been described as “a cause for concern”

Lighten up, but also, get heavier

Widowmaker farts into each grenade individually

Any woman who uses a gas grenade has filled it with her farts no exceptions

she has unleashed her "area denial" ability

I have the kind if sickness that only the whiff of the armpit of a pre-Arcane Jinx pfp girl can cure