A seagul just stole my chips. Rip.

Sitting watching GBBO on Netflix, whilst trying to convince myself water tastes better than cake .

I have a fear of restaurants

I don't understand how people approach their crush... I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds.

Tomorrow is a great day. All the unclaimed Valentines Day candy will be, like, 80% off.

maria didn't count me in

I hate public transport .

I just got attacked by a butterfly....

Paul Weller, Kelly Jones , Rodger Daltry and Ronnie Wood on the same stage in one night. Legendary.

New names for August: - Rainuary - Early Autumn - Apparently Summer - Grim - Rubbish - Such A Shame - Warm, Wet, Grey Bastard

Boardmasters 2017 you have been AMAZING! Thank you to all 50,000 of you that joined our family. Safe journeys home today!

"You're very quiet" Thanks for saying this in front of everyone, really helps

Hugs are literally the best thing ever

I'm turning into a text book