My only real goal in entertainment is to yell "You think ya bettah than me, guy?" at Matt Damon or Ben Affleck.

Tonight I'm going to fill in for the regular host of Stout Laughs. Come check it out- Bethlehem Brewworks at 9 #openmic #standup

Very excited but also sort of a nervous ball of terrified energy to be a guest spotlight at Tommy Pope at SteelStacks tonight. 8PM

Do you prefer bacon or tacos? Vote at baconvstacos.com I'm voting for #teambacon Lehigh Valley IronPigs

Not sure I'm basing this vote on the correct criteria, but you know your girl is always #teambacon

I feel like I'm bad at Twitter because I forget I have one/also don't care about it. It's also why I'm bad at owning plants.

I had a great time at the open mic extravaganza Helium Comedy Club last night. Hope I'll be back to tell you all my thoughts on bees and stuff.

"But pretzel day? I like pretzel day." #NationalPretzelDay

Can't see the recording equipment, but based on his conversation, the guy next to me is taping his podcast "Mansplaining Margaret Atwood."

"And that's why you never trust Ja Rule" #fyre_festival #arresteddevelopment Here's hoping it's an elaborate Bluth lesson/hoax.

I, for one, welcome our guinea pig overlords.

This Saturday! 10:30 at SteelStacks I'll be doing some improvised Standup. Please come watch me attempt this scary mutant comedy hybrid.

Lehigh Valley with Love Comedyplatz Expands to Two Nights at Musikfest 2017 (COMICS WANTED) tyler rothrock tmblr.co/Zi_7ay2LFIkDW

It's important that you see this tweet and go vote in the #PAPrimary. Otherwise people who think the whole internet is "the google" decide

Satisfied that with the #romphims or male romper, no one is safe from the frustration of taking off your whole outfit when you need to poop.

Really glad that LeMaire Lee and @MegGoetz128 both are moving on in Philly's Phunniest.

Tonight! I'm performing during 'Burbs to the Burgh. SteelStacks at 8PM #LehighValley #bethlehem #comedy

At Helium Comedy Club today competing in Philly's Phunniest. Bringing my A game. Or at the very least my B+ game but with a lot of enthusiasm

So much fun performing last night! Congrats to the winners, you're all good noodles.