finally just finished squid game. have y’all seen teachout family fave john leguizamo’s “the pest” bc it’s the same idea with a LOT more laughs

I thought I’d already know everything that #SecretsofPlayboyAE was gonna cover… however I was NOT aware Hef drank 40 Pepsis a DAY?!?!??

down at the women in army BUSINESS CONFERENCEEEEE

this show is fun but Xavier from #TheAfterparty can’t hold a candle to my king Sandy Frink

turns out san diego and my favorite band have something in common youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4… #sonicboom

hilary duff hung out with nicole richie and joel madden? my ears just shot up like scooby doo

as an avid tv watcher I can tell y’all that #Severance is one of the best shows in a very long time. really blends my love of mildly creepy midcentury vibes + hatred of corporate office culture

say what you will about deep water, yes it’s a bad movie but i desperately want an invite to those drunken debaucherous southern parties they’re having like every night

thank GOD fashion is finally coming all the way back around to my preferred aesthetic, the early 2000s. give me all the giant sunglasses and Balenciaga bags

not senior year on netflix providing a faithful tribute to the cinematic masterpiece that is romy & michele’s high school reunion

They want us to work? On the day the Olsen twins were born? Seems like a bit much but okay…

the only good thing rand ever did was bring the fofty please meme into my life

Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy?!?? Please respect my privacy at this time

paris hilton crying on her way to jail while ‘candyman’ by christina aguilera plays

emmy winner jennifer coolidge is my favorite person

literally even the house of dragons guy who won SAID THAT HE WISHES HE MADE SEVERANCE INSTEAD, maybe the globes should have continued to stay off the air, please respect my privacy at this time

for me, the most upsetting part of love is blind is watching zack painstakingly cut those buttered carrots

during our watch party tonight my friend’s husband called #PumpRules “the hills for old people” 😒

the news i crave, need, and frankly… deserve

breaking my twitter silence to make a big life announcement: I GOT A Taco Bell #TheCantinas DAY PASS!!!!! Retribution for Taco Bell Hotel! Finally the universe gives me what I deserve!!!!!! This is why life led me to move to San Diego! thecantinas.net