are leafs fans ever ok

cheering for everyone to not be eliminated tonight because i want everyone anyone who plays the oilers to be tired.

paid my rent and tax bill and bought myself some sandals that look like boogers to make myself feel better.

The traditional council of Kahnawake has confirmed that students have the right to be on this land.

Breaking: Good morning from People's University of Gaza.

Students at UBC and across campuses in the Lower Mainland have launches an encampment in solidarity with people of Palestine.

would love dallas and vegas to mutually break each other. turning into the toxic oilers bro in the first round already.

hate seeing the canucks win man

i’m going to need Edmonton Oilers to play some games at 7 pm. i’m too tired for this 8:30 pm stuff.

Vancouver is like if aritzia was a city

no matter what happens over the next five months, i get to run away and live in a castle for a bit.

Klim Kostin is our Will Ferrell

feels like edmonton summer today. first oilers playoff game. job is scratching good parts of my brain. hitting squat PR’s. we are truly living out here.

i kind of wish i was a taurus with some more water or air influences so i could chill but instead i was born with too much virgo and i fret about everything.

Hear me out now:

The Utah Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

(Best show 💗)

i used to work a busy day and not stop to eat and then feel like crap and now i’m on my water intake, protein, snack regime and proud of myself.

i love being an iskwew but sometimes i think about what life would be if i were a tall cree bro with a braid and a real thick moustache. my mom would have a grandkid already lmao

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been thinking about doing a no buy month but it’s taurus season now so i’m just going to buy everything i want with my library vacation pay out. 🤷🏻‍♀️

montana feels pretty much like alberta but with more guns.

being sober is great and all but no one told me that after 30 you will still feel hungover on account of staying out late and standing on cement for a couple hours.