The only Emily that deserves to be in Paris

Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

me at 5pm all tucked into bed thinking it’s midnight

technology is unbelievable

My neighbor’s J fell down but this way is better. #2020

imagine a tarot deck where the fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

And on that note, heres the link to my story on Astrology and mental health thehealthy.com/mental-health/…

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Feel like we need to be giving Hercules more respect -jammin songs -danny devito -greek mythology jokes -the only disney princess who has objectively had sex

My six-year-old daughter drew the ladies from her favorite show.

Thanks Emily Rose DiNuzzo for including my thoughts in your article for The Healthy about liquid chlorophyll. As diet trends go, this one is mostly harmless (thank goodness), but let's put our money, time & energy toward eating more green veggies instead! thehealthy.com/nutrition/vita…

EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP AND LOOK AT THIS VASE !!!!!!!!!!!!

if this ain’t a part of my hot girl summer I don’t want it