i stay not drinking enough water to maintain the possibility that “drink more water” will fix all my problems

Plz leave your socks on at the airport

3 YEARS HAVE BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE. IM CRYIN.... CUZ I LOVE YOU. ALBUM OUT. NOW. lizzo.lnk.to/CuzILoveYou

Asparagus grows like it’s trying to prank some idiot into thinking this is how asparagus grows

Every person with a uterus

Joe Bartel just asked what movie “kiss the girl” is from 😶

Oh lawd he comin

Not having my dog at work is really interfering with my job satisfaction.

Took me 30 years but I've decided my favorite Tetris piece is the T piece. Can always put that guy to work. When he shows up I think, "a friend is here"

Northeast Minneapolis business owners and residents who came together to fight a five-story building project  were successful as developer Solhem Cos. dropped the proposal entirely. strib.mn/32sG3Xk

You're looking at the largest rally in Iowa of any candidate. Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brought together over 2,400 people in Council Bluffs tonight.

It is not okay that people die on our streets. It will never be okay. Tonight we are grieving together. #SafeStreetsSaveLives