A good boy.

THIS IS A PSA:

Just waiting to snap out of this midlife existential crisis… anyyy day now..

They tore down the strip club in town to build a Chik Fil A

It doesn’t get more Alabama than that

You ever check to see what’s trending and not have a clue who or what any of these people or things are?
Just me? Cool cool cool.

I’m ready for bonfires, and grilling, and pool days, and laying in the grass.

I believe that our minds are much more powerful than we give them credit for. I believe that we co-create our experience in this life. So.. yes. Can absolutely be a factor.

me: oh cool this concert is only $25

ticketmaster: bitch you thought

Imagine having to run from the cops over a dime bag of weed.

-a bitter 90s kid

I’ll stop missing the 90s when people start acting right again.

I’m feeling this today.

Mornin’.

I am kind and gentle, but I have a B-Side

Welcome to your 40s. Having to pee at 4am means you’re now awake for the day at 4am.

The sunrise from Boston's Long Wharf this morning...

❤️

My internal alarm clock is just me being woken up out of a dead sleep bc I have to pee.

All bridges should be named Jeff.

If I like you, I’ll hug you. If I really like you, I’ll smoosh my boobs against you when I hug you.

A bear we can all agree on.

Ok, but what if it’s a city bear?