Last week I saw someone tweet about sweeping their garage and thought “What a stupid chore! Garages are basically outside, I don’t need to clean outside!” Today I went into my garage and immediately thought “man there’s a lot of leaves in here, I really need to sweep”. 🤦🏻‍♀️😬

Have y’all even SEEN how many cymbals Queen played with!?

My best tweets are the ones that never make it to Twitter.

I’m my least humble when I make chili.

#myhero #bbcon shoutout goes to the ever deserving Rob Odoardi who goes above and beyond daily to make me feel supported and appreciated even though we live and work from states half a country apart. He is the best! 🌟 Blackbaud

You miss 1,000 of the puzzle pieces you don’t try to place.

i am at my wheats end

Truly nothing is better than eating take-out in a hotel bed while watching game shows. NOTHING.

The actual bridge between childhood and adulthood occurs the first time you order hot sauce instead of mild at Taco Bell

Be in love with the world.

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

2023: the year I finally embrace the party pony

2023 has been my year of trying to bring “lmao” back. Is it working???? Lmao

The past 24 hours of #Survivor news, in an image ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

My husband just came into our living room with a <DVD> for date night. Chivalry is not dead, folks. Apparently neither are DVDs.

There’s ‘not caring about fashion’ and then there’s ’wearing capris to a drag show’

The sweet smell of Kansas City, er, victory ❤️

Adding to list of top favorite thrift shop purchases ever

2 weeks. The age of my child. Also the amount of time it took me to spill nachos on my child.