I was one of the people who booed the PM at the Australian open and i am available for media interview on why i did it… for the small fee of one million dollars

“but the evil greens MPs are negative gearing THEIR investment properties!!”

It’s actually incredible that one of the biggest newspapers in the country can publish a huge spread simply making up Greens policies - like wanting to “cancel Riverfire” (an annual fireworks show mentioned nowhere in our platform) - and then be like lmao yeah we did that 🤭

Tfw you have never caught public transport

Thank god that Woolworths guy is gone! I’m sure the next supermarket chain CEO will be much better

subtext: some - the 'other' - deaths are acceptable

I love serious danger listeners and my new cup a lot

Thank you to this LNP MP for reminding me with their deeply ironic square that we once had a state-owned *lottery*

folks, we have a new smashed avo: tattoos

POV you’re returning the keys to your real estate agent after they jacked up the rent 25% and you couldn’t afford it

Another important court decision to build Australia’s legal precedent regarding appropriate use of the word cunt

We are all Elizabeth Watson-Brown watching Bob Katter’s child sacrifice Olympics question

the Qld Premier just used the words "very demure, very mindful" in his speech about ***abortion access*** and I think that's my final straw for this already overplayed meme about an inherently kinda creepy word

The fact that ABC commentators are likening Greens MPs to Tony Abbott and Donald Trump in 2 separate 'analyses' right now really exposes how centrist brainrot works. Incapable of grasping the material reality people face, because politics is just rhetoric and imagery to 'unpack'

Hey Tom Crowley are you going to amend this falsehood in your article or do you not understand what a “cap” is? Aside from the hilarious implication that unregulated rents fall if new housing is built, a cap means a limit on increases, not a determination on rent.

guys we finally won macnamara