Britain has reached not-even-taking-a-cardigan-just-in-case levels of weather complacency.

Not if you want to keep them. x.com/scriptlover4/s…

A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.

*Gets up to leave* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me - Right!

When you ask your flatmate whether you should cook or get a takeaway x.com/ThomLDN2020/st…

This was literally the funniest moment in gogglebox

New to medic twitter! Interested in anaesthetics, PHEM and EM. Looking for new people to follow or interesting things to do during lockdown, any suggestions? #MedTwitter

Traumatic haemorrhage: bleeding can be catastrophic although the apparent vital signs, in particular arterial pressure may not correlate with blood volume.

Trump looked profoundly sad, like a resident who wants to go home, but then somebody asks the attending a question and everybody has to talk about hyponatremia for another 45 minutes.

Deanery Day ✅ Wessex here I come!

Yahoo Entertainment We’re never splitting. She’ll always be my mom. No matter how much jazz-cabbage she smokes with her rollerblading friends.

not naming iphone chargers apple juice kind of seems like a missed opportunity to me

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder." - inventor of the sauna

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