Bet is on.... if I get 10,000 retweets, I'll play a game with a bow in my hair like Hayley Raso. No way it happens....😳 🎀 #WhyDidITakeThisBet

I made my pick — I #VoteValeri as captain for the 2018 #MLSAllStar Game pres. by Target.

Friend of mine got Ming-Na Wen on her arm! 💇🏻‍♀️

IT LOOKS LIKE Major League Soccer AND Atlanta United FC’S GRAND PLAN FOR #MLSCUP TICKETS HAS BEEN REVEALED. AND IT IS GROUPON. 🤯🤬🤬 #RCTID #MLSRules

Hey Singapore Airlines, you canceled my June flight to LAX back in Dec. I opened a case with Hotwire, they've tried contacting you 3 times over TWO MONTHS to get another flight, but they haven't heard back. Can you please figure this out. Itn 7493289528044. Thanks.

I vote Blanco for #PlayerOfTheTourney!

Me: “that’s Patton Oswalt . Wife: “really?” Me: “who else would you cast in a mushroom induced journey of self-exploration?”

I #VoteNiezgoda for Week 21 Major League Soccer Player of the Week!

Hey Beaverton Kia, Mayor Stan Pulliam is who you choose to support? Why don’t you just put a giant TRUMP 2024 flag in the front and a “no libtards allowed” sign in the door? Guess I won’t recommend anyone ever shopping with you.

Bringing the Heritage Rose to the Rockies. RT for a chance to win 10,000 Mileage Plan miles courtesy of Alaska Airlines. #RCTID

I #VoteBlanco for Major League Soccer Player of the Week!

Taking a shot when you hear Patton Oswalt in a movie should be a thing. instagram.com/reel/Ci8IID-r8…

i don't think i've ever wanted to correct someone so bad as when the announcer just said "..i believe it's pronounced TEE-gard, OR" #rctid

FOLLOW & RT TO WIN TIX TO OUR WAREHOUSE SALE 11/6-7! More Info: ow.ly/UdaIQ #RCTID #BAONPDX

Representin #rctid #CupBoundAndDown

Hey CCSC you wanna turn down your tv? I can't hear myself think.

Thanks @MerrittPaulson my liver feels like we lost the league. No really thanks for the bar tab =)

#ProjectPabst

A damn shame indeed. Doing my part. #SavetheExpanse @AmazonStudios.

We have another Portland Timbers ticket giveaway! We have TWO clubs level tickets + Pre game field VIP for the Timbers vs. LA Galaxy on 6.2.18 at 2pm How to enter: simply retweet and like this photo! Winner will be chosen at random on Friday 5.25! #audibeaverton #portlandtimbers