My first tweet guys, kinda awkward......

Is it just me or is today going real sloooooow??

Ancient Egyptians believed that their god, Atum, created the universe by masturbating, so Pharaohs masturbated ceremonially into the Nile.

Shut the hell up! Or God help me I will give you a paper cut in front of Jasper!!, luv ya Jazz!!

I want a grizzly, I don't care if I just had one, I want another one!!!! Evil laugh MWAHAHA!!!!!

Alice said there's gonna be a storm tomorrow...anyone up 4 baseball??????

Bitch stole my bear!!!! *growls at Eddie*

@Neilomznxe56mc Links not working :( grrr :)

At christmas Alice is soooo goin' on the top of the tree, cuz she sparkles bitches!!!!

Who likes my new background???

Is it normal for vamps to feel high??? Literally on the floor laughin cos Jasper said "You like my chesticals?" AS A JOKE BTW!!! But still??

@FlawlessImprint no problem ;)

Rain rain go away :)