Wearing a zip-up, oatmeal cardigan is a good way for a middle aged man to announce to the world, "I'm finished with sex."

Resist²

“I’m fucked, you’re fucked, we’re all fucked. I’ll take some questions now. Yes, Greg?”

He is literally an illegal alien.

And just like that- Im cool with the whole gun thing.

The truth is, I will probably be ok. Im a middle class white woman past childbearing years in a blue state. Hear me when I say, I will be first in line with my matches when the people who it is impacting come to burn it the fuck down. Unrelated note: Fuentes got doxed, right?

With age, I've become more curious. I've started looking up the definition of words I've been misusing for decades.

Help me, 43 escaped research monkeys, you’re my only hope!

Donald Trump and new First Lady Elon Musk.

Read it slowly. Carefully. They're not even hiding it anymore.

If you were a big reader as a kid, you were disassociating.

Im looking to blow this popsicle stand, as we used to say in the old days, when we we trying to be cool and not look like the weird kid who was overly friendly with the social studies teacher. Madame Lifewaster Jr. 😐💀.bsky.social

My new Elon Musk came from Temu today.

Its like Trump is picking his cabinet to personally insult me.

Trump demanded an apology Bishop Mariann Budde: I am NOT going to apologize Drop a 💙 if you stand with Bishop Mariann Budde

Ok Google maps, its the Gulf of America. You stay a dopey and I’m gonna toddle over to waze where i can count on them calling things by their correct name AND snitching on the cops to me.

These bitches have Radicalized me. I wish they’d have done it before I had to take my pocketbook Tums to the revolution.

I feel like Elons weird evil kid speaks for all of us.

If you aren’t at least a tiny bit afraid you could end up in El Salvador, you should be ashamed.

Happy Easter