If you're someone who enjoys Lay's new "Beer 'n Brats" flavor potato chips, you might also be interested to know we have indoor toilets now.

I misunderstood last night and set my cock forward by one hour, so congratulations to all you pessimists who predicted our future is fucked.

SUNDAY NIGHT 7PM! #TopTune is back Hotel Cafe w/the great Jonathan Mangum gorgeous hilarious missi pyle supertalent Matt | BlockDAG Network Support ✪ + my gay haircut

We hope truth-seekers everywhere find something to groove with here as I join Top Ten for perhaps its most soulful episode yet... x.com/AllTimeTopTen/…

America has spoken. Download Friday's podcast. Or don't laugh.

People who took themselves too seriously at awards shows a few months ago really kind of ruined this winter.

Hey gang, I'll be a Mookingbird this morning on the Stephanie Miller Show 8-9 PST! Don't miss the shennannigags, and monkey biz!

Is existential doubt absolutely necessary? (Asking for an imaginary friend.)

Hit Devin Nunes where it hurts - IN THE WALLET. This :90 rocking video shows you how: youtu.be/Fl7L7s43EoY PLEASE RT.

It's a great episode! podomatic.com/podcasts/allti… (And my bathroom was decorated by the incredibly sexy Laura Silverman xoxo) x.com/AllTimeTopTen/…

After receiving more email spam with the subject line "A Better Way To Meet Mature Singles," how could my day NOT be fantastic?

TODAY'S POP CULTURE QUIZ: Which of these two singers is Jewish, incredibly handsome, and no longer secretly gay? (HINT: #BarryManilow)

@thehappyhorror Love you, Aimz! xo

We're all idiots for making fun of Kendall's Pepsi ad - if we said NOTHING, Pepsi would've had NO CLUE and it would STILL be running :(

I am returning to the color commentator's box at Top Tune, this Sunday, 4/23 at Hotel Cafe, with Henry Phillips, @nyimafunk, and Gary Shapiro!

Haven't you ever wondered why FOUR and TWENTY blackbirds got BAKED in a pie? Happy 4/20 to all youtube.com/watch?v=reQMYP…

At Hotel Cafe last night for #TopTune (L-R): hilarious host Henry Phillips groove master Brendan Buckley & our outpatient narcotics counselor

Hi this is Howard, Gary's brother. Sorry to have to meet you under these heartbreaking circumstances. I sent you an email last night. Gue...

t it? I wanted to talk with you on the phone for a few minutes. I will of course keep your privacy so don't worry.

Please respond to my email. Gary's brother.