julian casablancas's 4 takes on subwaytakes

Fun fact, a girl’s ass can only be fat because it’s filled with so much Pokemon knowledge and lore

my fellow höllvanians

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

A staggering 16 degrees Celsius and the sun is out in the uk and I cant even enjoy it because the winds freezing

UBE IS NOT PURPLE MATCHA ANDNITS NOT PRONOUNCED "OOB" IM SICK OF YALL

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

Bayonetta too tall for the jeep

for anyone wondering, the correct phrases are: - magandang umaga (morning), hapon (afternoon), gabi (evening) - kumusta (how are you) - maligayang pagdating (welcome/good arrival) - kumusta kabit mo (when your married relative fatshames you at a family gathering)

people in the uk on their way to the beer garden as soon as they feel a sliver of the sun on their skin:

I'm so busy with thesis 💔🥀 #zuko

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

actually insane levels of larp here the red, blue, green and yellow bloons should not be moving at the same speeds the ceramic spawned 1 rainbow meaning it's a super ceramic super ceramics have 60 health, this fucker popped it entirely in 8 shots fortnite, fix this right now!!!!!

NO FUCKING SHOT

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

If the Tenno can say "My warframe is strong" and "for the lotus" why can't Drifter say "It's time to drink and drive" or "I accidentally mixed alcohol with my pain killers"

the cold below is Sevagoth's domain expansion btw

kalymos and her little collection #warframe #warframefanart

that first sip of taho when i go home is goin to go kwazy