"What if things were different" is a poisoned well.

[ sitting completely still in my bed ] THIS WORLD IS GUTTING ME LIKE A FUKKIN FISH

This one slaps

My heart is an unending tomb.

Do not go gentle into that good night. Be a bit of a bitch about it.

What if we get engaged after you traumatise me by romanticising violence but I pretend it’s cool that you’ve wrecked my car you fukkin imbecile I love you.

Hahaha......wait, wait...... hahahahahahahAHAHAHA

blackout sober

There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night.

How dare you not to notice me when I’m ignoring you.

The whole point of life is being deeply moved by hummus.

One thing about me is I will connect with you on LinkedIn if you're hot.

I try very hard to be normal at work but they know.

This Monday is passing like a kidney stone.

Scrolling desperately to stave off enlightenment.

Your 20s are not about anything your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything hope this helps.

Just hear me out: NPR HUGE DESK. Thanks.

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