I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣

Hearing from multiple employees that the odds of Twitter breaking in the near future are very high.

If the rumors about Twitter shutting down materialize, you can still find us on FB and IG @ eloasisllc

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Having a hard time deciding between a tamal and a slice of pizza? Now you don't have to. For a limited time, try our "pizzamales" (a tamal with a slice of pizza inside)

That last one was AI-generated, thanks to all who participated! What about this one?

Great job on the rebrand Elon Musk Imagine someone buying Google and rebranding it "P" then when we don't know something we could simply "P" it — brilliant! Matt Rife feel free to use this! 😅

From all of us at El Oasis, we wish you and your loved ones a very Feliz Navidad 🎄(closed today only)

From all of us at El Oasis, may your 2024 be full of health, joy, and love 🎆

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