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Wake you up when September ends? In your dreams, Nancy. Aahahahahaha!!!

Updated list of things I hate most: Bonfires, crucifixes, first days of school posts…

How sweet. Fresh meat.

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Can’t get enough of the new Dahmer series on Netflix. It’s my favorite comedy on TV right now!

I thought Nancy kicking me in the balls would be the low point of my weekend. And then I watched Halloween Ends.

Freddy’s Dead > Halloween Ends

Out with Jason and Michael for Mischief Night. And you thought you and your friends were crazy.

Finally, something is being done about all of these dumb parody accounts…

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…except for Nancy. Because she taking NoDoz.

Literally me on Friday the 13th…

Rihanna’s forehead pregnant again…

May the Fred be with you. Yea, you fucking heard me right.

The price is wrong, bitch…

Chucky claimed to be the best horror icon of all time. I laughed so hard he pissed himself.

When I say “Elm Street”, you say “Bitches”. Elm Street…

I slash teenagers in their dreams. But Nick Carter is worse.

Soon…

My blades or a gorilla…who would win?