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Why? Have you gone on holiday?

Throw a soy milkshake at him and watch the cunt burst into flames. #milkshakegate

"I am closer to a Jamaican born brickie than I am Jacob Rees-Mogg. I've got more in common with a Polish hotel maid than I do with Nigel Farage. There's a lot of money and effort that goes into obscuring that simple truth." This is simple but really good

How to roast gammon

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Do you have to talk to other people in Elden ring?

Couldn’t Elon have just bought another jet

The world is good sometimes x.com/CatrinNye/stat…

Help make Britain foie gras-free! Sign Animal Equality petition calling for an import ban: animalequality.org.uk/foie-gras

Alright, you asked for it. If this gets enough retweets I'll record it. Using my real voice. x.com/louistherouxbo…

So Donald Trump’s twitter account was shut down. Those 11 minutes was like when Andy played the opera on the Shawshank PA system...

For new year, delete everyone but your four favourite friends from every mode of communication you have. Log out of all social media once and for all.

Every person over 40 I've met is honestly mentally challenged

I love how #JackWhite was like 'this new album might surprise a few folks! It's totally different to anything I've ever done!' and it sounds exactly like everything he's ever done just with bongos

Yesterday Google announced its UK tax bill will be just £50 million despite nearly £6 billion of sales in our country. As our public services are being slashed, the Tories are letting an elite few get away with not paying their fair share. We're not broke, we're being robbed.