does anyone have a hammock

me filling out a resumé two years from now: “fluent in australian”

so hard to pack for a destination funeral

so fun to see old college friends and cosplay The Waves

it sucks when you turn 26 and lose netflix

Been a huge honor to work with John Rustad on all these new developments in science. Can’t wait for the next frontier.

totally

highlight of my week: one of my regulars saying, "i am not a fan of israel right now," and then explaining that the dog breeding company he works for is supported by an israeli software team that has been "very unresponsive" this week

literally, how do you use commas

overheard from a guy with a man bun: "i'm being wasted in monogamous relationships"

to all those who celebrate, merry hegemony!

sure

i'm sure scientists have thought about this but are we hundo p sold on daylight savings

crown heights is too well intended

i wish there were a button on chess.com that told your opponent I really need this

this dyson is the closest i'll ever get to a nimbus 3000

imagine if soviet women knew about dysons

prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance to Finishing the Hat from Sunday in the Park with George

phantom thread but with gluten

pretty amazing that i've been boiling vegetables every day for a few months and never once realized i was making soup