No I’m a walking ick how tf have I burnt on sunbed after 9 minutes

Never letting Lydia pick films for sleepovers anymore, I’ve had THE worst nightmares

Lasted all of 5 minutes, brunette for life

I can’t possibly move them sozz 🫶

“when i first met you i thought you were a bitch”

Nothing more disappointing than when the bottle smashes on the first stair

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Him : can't wait to wake up next to you everyday Me when i wake up :

i’m a lover girl but y’all be making me act like my dad

But how have we all passed in the same week

someone put me in a dam podcast I got a lot of shit to say

Anna Paul best go off the rails being single

type shit i be on 😂

Y’all broke up for a reason Y’all went separate ways for a reason You lost that job for a reason You were late for a reason You didn’t get that promotion for a reason Y’all not friends for a reason You moved for a reason You’ve been isolated for a reason

There is honestly a special place in hell for the men with girlfriends liking your instagram stories 🐀

when you leave the group chat for attention then get ur friend to add you back

I’m officially at the age I don’t wanna be around people who aren’t self aware. continuously putting themselves in bad positions, making bad life choices, toxic ways/lifestyles, no priorities lacking accountability etc.

Literally my only goal in 2025 is to learn how to stop worrying. Stop worrying about the past. Stop worrying about the future. How to plant my feet into the present moment and enjoy it while I can.