internet hall of fame In 1985, the police sent free Super Bowl tickets to wanted criminals just to arrest them when they arrived to the stadium

Life hack, if an ED nurse tells you a patient’s dropped their GCS from 15 to 6 the response is NOT “are you sure they aren’t just sleepy?” 🙃 #medtwitter

Am I losing it or did people used to say “make sure to wear cute underwear every day in case you get into a car accident and the fire department has to cut your pants off” ?!?!?

When you attend an A&E/Emergency Department.
1️⃣ We will see people in order of clinical urgency.
2️⃣Arriving by ambulance does not mean you will be seen quicker

I'm an A&E consultant and I'm tired after a weekend of nights.

But this am, I've handed over what I described as a 'good department'. This was said genuinely and with no hint of irony.

We provided great care and have very short waits to see an A&E doctor, but I'd forgotten how…

me on hinge

the summer i turned pretty is relatable if you were flirtily thrown into pools by boys as a teen & frankly that is a corner of the sky i will never know

F right off

'Well, I think the question was, is Britain broken? And I think, quite plainly, it feels like we are almost in every government-administered area of our lives, things are not working.' #BBCQT

I’m interested to know what working class parents would be able to do for their child/children if they received an extra £5435 per child for up to 3 children on top of their salary? The same people getting this amount for their kids want you to believe there’s no money for yours.

I finally worked out how to change the plug socket in my room that’s been hanging off the wall for decades 💃 I feel like a grown up

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Is it time to do away with the term 'junior doctor'?

*my argument below

please #retweet

How hospitals get away with saying 5-7pm on a Friday night doesn’t count as “unsociable hours” is beyond me.

These are key party hours

Chinese food discourse OVER.

i wanna say “i miss the green in your eyes”

and when i said we could be friends guess i lied

i wanna say i wish that you never left
oh but instead i only wish you the best


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🚨 New World Record 🚨

French skier Simon Billy is now officially the fastest skier in the world after registering a blistering speed of 255.5 km/h 😲💨

FIND HIM IMMEDIATELY

Telling people Mali is a rescue dog and is traumatised of walks because of abandonment issues when in reality she is a Springer-lab cross who’s lived here since she was 3 wks old and HATES lead walks 😂

The day you finish night shift should not be counted as a rest day!! I’ve already worked 8 hours of that day fss