There are two types of girls in this world

Just found out you can print whatever you want at cvs this is gonna change my life

So much could be solved if people weren’t allowed to profit off of their children

Sitting in the audience of stand up is actually more work than doing standup itself

The scariest part of this Halloween is knowing Election Day is only 5 days away

That feeling when you attempt to take a little nap in the afternoon but wake up to it being dark outside is what I imagine it feels like to be a ghost

Halloween is great yesterday a 7 year old in a Deadpool costume flipped me off

I take photographs not pictures

Pretending I’m on project runway and attempting to make a last minute banana costume with the $5 curtain I found in the discount store

I’m BAWLING. Looking at the camera singing “and mama every Saturday”, getting the audience to sing along, her taking the opportunity to say “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night” 😭😭 Oh Chappell… May all your dreams continue to come true 🥺😭 x.com/gustavobonotto…

chappell roan on my ‘80s tv just feels right

I’ve watched in full every single video of Chappell Roan on snl that’s popped up on my social feeds

Crying at what she said about the NYT reporter on her trial 😭

Reacting to election coverage like it’s football but like if football decided if I deserved a right to live

Morale is through the floor this morning under ground nearing the core of earth

Oh roasted cherry tomatoes they could never make me hate you

Just got in bed thinking it was late and then realized it’s only 6 😭