No one likes your fucking punch, Barbara.

Why is everyone so into phrasing insults as questions?

On that note, why is everyone so into insulting everyone else?

something wicked this way comes

miss you.

Is anyone else concerned about the ongoing fight between humans and glass doors?

Because I’ve seen a lot of battles lately, and so far, glass doors are winning.

Are you guys okay out there?

Dr. from the west coast; patient from east coast: insert a thousand jokes about how New Yorker’s hate everything. Also. The phrase “I’m about that life” was uttered. I think we know who said it.

Does anyone else ever fantasize about having the balance in their bank account end in an even “.00”, or is that just me?

Texas got some cold, and a tiny bit of snow. Schools are cancelled, soccer moms buy out milk & bread supply, businesses close; drivers slow down for bare bridges. This is my favorite.