This is truly the best comedic impression of all time

Okay we probably reached maximum New Orleans over a century ago

This is how we relax after giving the State of the State address. Holding two week old puppies!! ❤️

This is the 20th time Manchester United have given up 16 or more shots in the Premier League. Arsenal have given up 16 shots ZERO times this season in the PL.

Crazy

Antony getting in a full season’s worth of celebrations after his first goal in round 34 is too funny

I’m also amused to learn that Russell Brand has become a ‘crisis at the southern border’ guy. Riding out a cancellation is far more dignifying than this

Every guy in the griftosphere reaches the point where they become born again. Russell Brand joins Roger Stone, Mikhaila Peterson, AHA among the recent converts

Unfortunately all right thinking people are now Arsenal supporters for the next three weeks ☠️

If the Saudis want to buy up western culture then they’re gonna have to deal with Australians turning every event into an absolute sesh

Murdered my puppy while the kids wrre at school. Vote for me everyone else is a weirdo!

The evangelical right’s embrace of Israel owes almost as much to Islamophobia as End Times theology

engaging seriously with any australian policy discourse is a mistake. the stakes are low, the chat is abysmal. time spent discussing negative gearing with 35yo sports gambling addicts in sharehousing is time you could be talking to hindu nationalists about evaporating karachi

On last night's livestream, Christian nationalist organizers of today's 'United for Israel' march at Columbia explained that they're actually excited about rising antisemitism: it's a sign the End Times is near & Jews will convert to Christianity. Rally leader Sean Feucht:

I don’t understand. we banned TikTok but the kids still think ethnic cleansing is bad. time to send in the cops I guess. I’m a liberal

every once in a while his fastball can still touch 95+

This is wonderful, stop what you are doing and read it immediately!

Among 18-35 year olds, their religious affiliation rapidly changed during a short window of time between 1991 and 1998.

87% were Christians in 1991. It was 73% in 1998.

Down 14 pts.

8% were nones in 1991. It was 20.5% in 1998.

Up 12 pts.

David Cameron is having an absolute blast in a tour of Central Asia this week.

What a line! Barney Ronay

'Martin Ødegaard was sublime, such an odd mix of roughhouse pressing and wonderful surgical passing, like being hounded to death by a poet.'