Literally all my favourites! 🧐

I was complimented by another French lady on holiday when she looked at me and remarked “le style”! All I can say is that it is harder to dress for the British climate and I couldn’t believe it.

This little guy has renewed my love and verve for life more than most humans… Here you are everyone, meet Timmy!

I have an Uncle who’s an Emeritus Professor and a Thai wife of 25 years. He says it’s cheaper to live there. [He’s never understood the exchange rate of the Thai Baht]. His stupidity and alcoholism know no limit. It’s fair to say I have little time for the obnoxious tosser.

My dad’s side carbon footprint is obscene and they will fly to Peru for two months to trek. Life is so tough it involves yoga and meditation in Sri Lanka. Then, they’ll snarl at people in Starbucks. I love a cheese and marmite roll whilst supporting my local economy. Blissful!

On the tube in London today there were a selection of geriatric mum’s walking through the underground with their toddlers, [parents] faces strained but ready to make a national outcry (god forbid) if someone tripped over their child. It is an unfounded and ridiculous risk. Why??

I was in a pub having dinner with my mum and dad. I told my mum Kai Rooney was playing for Manchester United. By the time me and dad were ordering pudding she nearly walked out to turn on the football #mymotherismanutd #angloirishproblems #manchesterutd #irishkindahousehold

My beautiful ‘friends’ believe I’ll snag their boyfriend’s/fiancés/husbands and the truth is they are lesbians! They don’t accept it!

A fantastic pizza 🍕 Eatinerni

I think the problem I have with so many of my cousins is that they have a certain form of colonial greed. My mind and friends are more akin to reality bites!

I have cousins who have built a boat and sailed to Australia 🇦🇺 and now they think they’re the upper classes but they’re honestly shameless and ignorant! There’s no excuse for such sluttiness.

A true Yankee style salad course at my fave Harvesters! Eatinerni

Followed by a steak skewer with hot honey sauce, a flat bread, fries, and slaw! Eatinerni

And now, for cheesecake! 🍰 Eatinerni at Harvesters!

It’s not because I’m naff or being dramatically overboard but it suits my bank balance to start my Christmas shopping, now. The reason is largely due to price of food stuffs due to the cost of living crisis in the Ireland and the U.K. Meanwhile, Halloween helps for some fun!

Something that South Africans don’t understand is that they’re from Africa. Racists should stuff it as I find racism intolerable. Most people are in fact racist about me. These friends and family don’t care and I’m fundamentally damaged. It’s not anything I can change.

I think water is for puritans as it has no nutritional value other than to wash, swim i.e. exercise, or drink for hydration. It may be fortified and/or have minerals. It has little benefit than keeping you hydrated with zero calories if this is all people want to consider.