Why do people come up to me to tell me i'm tall like they think I don't already know

we are still closed, but if you take a shower and scream it’s like almost being on splash mountain

Woman Has 57 Psychological Theories About Guy Who Just Sucks: ow.ly/IJ4e50zJHPs

this is the funniest scene from any movie ever. the man with two brains, dir. Carl Reiner.

I gotta be honest I’m starting to think there are some real problems in this country.

Best thing I’ve seen this year

.Dwayne Johnson’s Instagram followers would be the 6th largest country on Earth.

Day 6 of being a Peloton owner. Haven’t noticed much of a change yet.

Screw The New York Times. I pay my buddy Luke $12.99 a month to text me every morning about the news he’s reading.

5'8'' can deadlift 150lb obeys your every command the tesla bot is 100% stealing ya girl x.com/TmarTn/status/…

90+ policy and rights groups around the world wrote @Tim_Cook today to warn Apple that releasing its new, universally-condemned #spyPhone update "will have laid the foundation for censorship, surveillance and persecution on a global basis." Source: scribd.com/embeds/5208140…

wtf western dental do to this man 😭

If you're thinking about a boy... RUN

we're home ☀️🌴

im going ghost hunting

finally got my first juul