When you're meeting bro who's always late so you arrive 30 mins late to teach him a lesson but you still get there before him

This might be the smoothest edit I've ever seen

the entire album needs to sound like the second half of what did I miss

the concept of guilt tripping a suicidal person

No matter how many days you spend for hotel, if you reach house you go sleep like say you never sleep since.

Notice they fw him now after he got clout

When she looks at you like this during woman on top and you start thinking "maybe being a father is not a bad idea"😭

No ambulance as police move victim of Ondo State APC Secretariat attack

we used to entertain discussions about views not being a classic

Me when people try stopping the Keke I chartered

Imagine meeting a blonde blue eyed white boy and his name is straight up Akpan.

if Drake was a dark skin nigga from new york or atlanta, he’d easily be regarded as the greatest rapper of all time

If your friend goes abroad and still keeps regular communication with you, it usually means they genuinely value the friendship

A moving man will always meet his luck.

This is probably Drake’s best ever track. Take me back to 2011

"ok Claude, now remove all the gradients and emojis from the code"

I just passed the age where I no longer know when school holidays are, my god

Ngl idk how people drive cross country like you just know the road to Anambra????

I was thinking about this yesterday 🤣😭

Client: I saw your portfolio and I love to work with you but first can we do a Design test? Me: