does anyone else remember when he tied Madonna to a chair and beat her? anyone at all? just me?

Oh my god that girl was so mean to someone who disrespected her first.

This is bold. I like it

have some love in your heart for your fellow creatives. Agents don't give a shit about ur ass kissing hunnie

I'd like authors and publishers to start by always crediting the artists, photographers, & designers in their cover reveals

🕯️ So Mote it Be 🕯️

Calling me out like the Jason slut I am

It's been a few days since this actually happened but I needed some time to myself. My agent, who was building a new agency, very suddenly and without warning decided to dissolve her agency and our contract. She gave legitimate reasons, but it still hurts.

Based things on merit rather than luck* *read nepotism

✨ NEPO- wait... didn't I already make this tweet?

OK Lucy 😏 🤭

Don't forget the ones that start working at McDonalds to get the company discount, iykyk 😏

If they aren’t on Twitter they’re probably a good one 😂

Honey, there are authors with longer relationships with agents' query inboxes. Just leave.

That not a soul can tell me what I can or can't write

See the way I respond to a query with respect & professionalism? Very demure, very mindful. See how I keep in mind that an author poured hard work & passion into their manuscript? Very considerate, very mindful. Querying etiquette goes both ways. #querying #cmalit #verydemure

The issue is the infantilization of readers by the industry. This isn’t exclusive to publishing - entertainment these days spoon feds readers exactly what they think they want - to the point that something a little different is told it will never work bc nobody “wants it”

People are way too scared of pushing other people. Put your elbows up and pass him. Or say literally anything?