100 days away: my birthday. (This is funnier because I've never watched any Star Wars content at all.)

Do not ask me how I am in the first 2 months of the year because I will say "eh 🤷🏼‍♀️" and that is as positive as I am capable of being right now.

jealous of all the children who are having a valentine’s day party in class rn with their little homemade vday boxes to put all of their little vday candy in

[at a low point and on the verge of a meltdown] i should make a to-do list

Ok so I know this is a very serious issue and I don't want to minimize that, but I think "Ohio Toxic Train Derailment" would make a great band name.

Did I scrub through the music video at .25 speed to find me and Madelyn? Of course. The Band CAMINO

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

hayley williams and fob feature on speak now (tv) big day for girls who were both swifties and emo during their formative years

I have 6 kids ages 5mo-12yrs. Something I need to get off my chest about being a parent of young kids and the culture we live in:

The Bible is filled with people who made big messes out of their lives, but they took responsibility, repented, and ended up being blessed. The same can happen for you. #JoyceQuote

taylor swift i get it...

I would like to thank T. Swift for starting the friendship bracelet trend for concerts. Ready for The Band CAMINO KC next week 😜

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. HANNAH ARENDT

this is how your email finds me the entirety of October

travis kecle won the super bowl in february and that still wasnt the best thing to happen to him this year

"I'm having enrichment time in my enclosure." = I'm sitting at my desk shining my phone flashlight at my engagement ring and admiring how sparkly it is.

Look at that face, he's down BAD.