Milk Monday ?

people will say anything so I gotta see it to believe it

he’s either bisexual or ran through

oh I’m not that cute? Bet you won’t ask your boo 🤭

Don’t talk to me abt your issues unless you’re paying my bills … im an empath

I would do the Meg challenge but I know y’all boyfriends are on this app… you’re welcome

I’m craving a cupcake

one time I stopped talking to a man bc he sent me a regular Uber instead of a black truck

only a man with a 24” waist would say this

craving pinolandia

Bbl gypsy rose ?

one thing abt me … If I order a steak at dinner, I take half home & make steak and eggs for breakfast the next morning

- a Virgo

girls night consisted of Korean take out and roulette at the casino… I love that

Lost $200 at the casino don’t talk to me

I went to an after hours club and knew every dancer there … this man said no disrespect but who are you and why is every stripper in here giving you a hug?

I had braces from 21-24. Your theory is accurate