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Eli Seitz

@eliseitz10

ELCA Pastor of Trinity Lutheran Church, German Village, Unofficial Pastor of #ClevelandBaseballTwitter they/them

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Hey everyone Al Pawlowski said it’s going to rain tonight so if we get rain or a delay it’s his fault. It’s not supposed to until 11 so we better be done by then.

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What happened to Lively the usher was standing directly in front of my view of the field for the entire between innings time and I saw absolutely nothing

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Overheard at the ballpark: ….that’s what they did with those hidden cameras and that’s how the democrats won those elections!

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As you can see from this graphic, it was really hard at first because he was so smol. But with each home run he grew just a little, and now after 300 MLB home runs he finally gets to be a normal-sized baseball player!!

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Ok the Twins taking their sweet time to make that pitching change was absolutely a dumb tactic that shouldn’t be allowed with the way the pitch clock works.

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Seeing as how Moses himself didn’t even get the luxury of God giving him like advance preparation time, I don’t think this is how God works