Bc I refuse to watch the news I swear I won’t know if we’re at war until I see a meme of a tweet that says “lol not us going to war, what’s everyone wearing ”

Jurassic Park…. The original one 😭

Let me clear something up for the men of Twitter:

Jonah Hill wasn’t *actually* offering to leave the relationship. If Sarah Brady had agreed it was best to part ways, he would have changed tactics to try to get the outcome he wanted.

That’s how ultimatums in abuse work.

Dear John stays on during sex

I feel dirty posting threads to Twitter

An app where you can find all the gays in the airport

A good 40% of my life is avoiding a task for months thinking that it’ll be difficult then randomly deciding to give it a try, just to find out that it wasn’t difficult at all.

Anne Hathaway is really in her girlies just wanna stun era and I love it

Happy Pride Month
now say it back

“It’s hard to play a gig in this town and keep a straight face”

Two things about me

- I don’t practice Santeria
- I ain’t got no crystal ball

Now whenever a hot bi goth girl offers to give me a tattoo at a game night I’m gonna let her bc it went so well the first time 🤣

POV you cut your ankle shaving and you are in someone else’ bathroom

Uh oh. This haircut is my whole personality now

Shawty. Yeah yeah yeaaaaah

Off to cut this mop

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June 24—July 7, 2019: 'My List of Hideous Men,' by E. Jean Carroll, on the cover of New York Magazine: trib.al/AqRRWMo

idgaf about your political stance, your views, your upbringing, etc. how anyone could possibly justify supporting donald trump anymore is just delusional

Everyone should always be kissing. Much less war that way