My vet has this incredible dogs playing DnD print in their lobby.

You call Norway “heaven”, but you wouldn’t last a day there. It’s a liberal, high-tax, pro-immigrant SocDem nation. Basically communism to someone like you. The vast majority of the people in this video would find your views repulsive.

You know exactly why the "Free Press" dislikes Anthony Bourdain, and it has nothing to do with food.

Happy 95th Birthday to Clint Eastwood 🎂

Oh man the performative version of casual one does when really high is instantly recognizable

It's time for my yearly reminder that nobody rocked a sweater vest as hard as Clint Eastwood who is celebrating his 95th birthday this weekend 🥳🎂 ❤️

It was a day of handsome Clints being born

This makes LGBTQ people look so fucking cool

most dc types are war-monger freaks but lindsey always stuck out as particularly loathsome, simply bc he is so fucking soft. this little "oh my stars and garters" bitch has pure bubble bath pumping through his veins but he never saw an orphanage his didn't want to drop a JDAM on

#PrideMonth #LGBTQIAHappyPrideMonth

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Tried to encourage sexting today but it fell flat, maybe I shouldn’t have used the word “priapic.” 😳

This guy was one of our most annoying Instacart shoppers, and I honestly thought my coworkers were joking when they said he was the guy. Fucking wild.

I was worried Zoloft would cause me to lose that dark side that I kind of like. But 2 days of anxiety, a disaster of an interview, messes, disappointment, horrid home life — the drugs can never completely patch the thin veneer.

I think I’ve cried more this year than any other.

My Destrier is done. 11th century Bayeux stitches.

Learning embroidery has somewhat kept me sane. Single-minded focus on a sharp needle keeps me from dwelling on how I live my life as someone completely unwanted.

All my first principles and values leaving my body at the thought that Elon Musk could get deported